my supa ex bf.haha.

Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends 'cause I feel alone and I need an ex- boyfriend To be here with me just like my friend or more Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends It’s 5 A.M., I can only call my American ex- boyfriend, they’re not too mean but they are too far for sex Sex, sex, sex So I leave a message to all my ex- boyfriends saying “Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend?" You’ll never reply 'cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right. My ex-boyfriends No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song So I won't say your name Anyway, you’re big enough to know It’s all about you, It’s about you The name was the number one, start with the T He said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so fun” But he’s the most unfunny person I have ever met Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet Until the day he said, until the day he said: “Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common” Age, 26 Dumped after 2 months Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar He’s such a fucking liar We were in love, so in love, we were so in love We were in love! The name was the number two, start with the K No, actually start with a C, but with the K you'd he is the coolest I was very to leave Paris for him and be a good housewife in the middle of the concess (?) But from one day to the other he decided it was over For no reason, you know? Just because it’s over He was so romantic, sex was so electric Everything was magic But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick Age, 33 Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears, and tears We were in love, so in love, we were so in love We were in love The name was the number 3, start with an M The winner of the competition, the worst of them All he does is watch t.v and do coke, drink whiskey, and scream his jealousy He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic Just pathetic Theres some that you wanna talk about, and some that you don't Theres some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don't I wanna hear about you guys I wanna hear about you cause anyway you know that its all about you It’s all about you, It’s about you all about you, all about you! Tell me why are you gone? You’re just losers and I’m alone Again!